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  • How to Lose Your MIND in 10 Days

    August 18, 2019 by

    Step 1: Apply for 15 jobs Step 2: Be sure to hear nothing back (this step requires no effort). The truth is, my search for jobs is not unlike my search for men. Every three months, I download every popular dating app I can find (be it Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, or even J-Swipe) and go… Read more

  • Anime Cakes

    August 15, 2019 by

    I stand here before you, your humble servant, coming to declare the beauty of a morning filled with cartoon witches and paleo pancakes. This revelation was sparked by two events: First, as I wandered the mystical aisles of Costco, accompanied by my trustee sidekick, Mom, I began to lose faith in our journey. At every… Read more

  • Hello, Is It Me You’re Looking For?

    July 25, 2019 by

    So my life coach (AKA my astrology app) said that while Mercury is in retrograde, I’m not supposed to be taking on any new projects (i.e. buying a house, major surgery, or writing a blog) until July 31st. Since I have already broken this cardinal rule by having one of my bunions removed (am I… Read more

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